Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com

Can you bring me a caravan so I can drive off whenever Dad tells bad jokes?

Do you wear suspenders or does an elf hold your pants up from behind with a fishing rod?

Dont get stuck behined the fire the gas man left you a special magic hole. I saw it last time he came!

Can you teach my baby sister to sleep at night? She's broken. Her belly button off switch isn't working.

Please tell your toybag to be gentle with my gift. It’s fragile like my tweenie sister’s mood.

I bet Mrs Claus is the real boss and you just do the deliveries like the postman.

I’m a bit afraid to sit on your lap. Can I just shout my Christmas list from behind the Christmas tree instead?

I meet you in the store and you tickled me and i laughed. I think we should do this every year! What do you say?

I promise I won't be afraid of you this year! Mom promised me your beard isn’t going to eat me.

If a kid was extra naughty today and his pressies are already in the sleigh, I can take them if you want. :)

My dad wants you to shovel the walk when you're here

I think you must work just about as hard as my mom!

Can you bring me a little house I can live in when my mum and dad get on my nerves?

Is your beard magic or are you just really bad at shaving?

I asked for peace and quiet but my baby sister is still here

Don't get stuck down the chimney. It's really small and I know you've been eating biscuits all year long.