Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com

Thanks for the presents last year. I love my fish tank, but the fish keep popping off! The snails are smashing it though!

Do you wear suspenders or does an elf hold your pants up from behind with a fishing rod?

I want a magic pen that does my homework for me. But a smart one!

Please tell your toybag to be gentle with my gift. It’s fragile like my tweenie sister’s mood.

Does your suit grow magically bigger if you eat too many cookies?

what happens if you lose your beard do you borrow one off an elf

How do you eat all those cookies with out going to the bathroom? Could you answer my questions or are they unexplainable?

I asked for peace and quiet but my baby sister is still here

I meet you in the store and you tickled me and i laughed. I think we should do this every year! What do you say?

Can you bring me a little house I can live in when my mum and dad get on my nerves?

If you're late, I’ll tell Mam you were at the pub.

Do you have a favourite bikkie or do you just scoff every one you see like a Cookie Monster in a red suit?

I think you will be very happy to be giving me presents this year

You are very good at keeping quiet on christmas eve, but I know you`re there! :)

dear santa: I would like you to get me anything you want but make sure no girl stuff.

Don't get stuck down the chimney. It's really small and I know you've been eating biscuits all year long.