Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com

Do elves make presents for themselves? Do they wrap it up and act surprised like my Mum?

what happens if you lose your beard do you borrow one off an elf

Don't get stuck down the chimney. It's really small and I know you've been eating biscuits all year long.

Please give something to Grandma but only if You have room after my stuff is in the Sleigh

Dont get stuck behined the fire the gas man left you a special magic hole. I saw it last time he came!

Why don’t you just come in through the front door like a normal person?

How do you eat all those cookies with out going to the bathroom? Could you answer my questions or are they unexplainable?

I asked for peace and quiet but my baby sister is still here

I'll leave milk and cookies for you, but if you don't bring me what I want you won't get any next year!

I know I probably won’t get all that, Santa, but one can dream.

dear santa: I would like you to get me anything you want but make sure no girl stuff.

If a kid was extra naughty today and his pressies are already in the sleigh, I can take them if you want. :)

If you're late, I’ll tell Mam you were at the pub.

Santa, is Mrs Claus mad at you again? Don’t worry, my mum shouts at my dad all the time too.

Do you have a favourite bikkie or do you just scoff every one you see like a Cookie Monster in a red suit?

Is your beard magic or are you just really bad at shaving?