Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com

I promise I won't be afraid of you this year! Mom promised me your beard isn’t going to eat me.

what happens if you lose your beard do you borrow one off an elf

Santa,what do you do if you get burnt going down a chimney? Do you wear fire-proof clothes or child-proof clothes?

Don't get stuck down the chimney. It's really small and I know you've been eating biscuits all year long.

Do you wear suspenders or does an elf hold your pants up from behind with a fishing rod?

I'll leave milk and cookies for you, but if you don't bring me what I want you won't get any next year!

If a kid was extra naughty today and his pressies are already in the sleigh, I can take them if you want. :)

Why don’t you just come in through the front door like a normal person?

Do you have a favourite bikkie or do you just scoff every one you see like a Cookie Monster in a red suit?

i promise if i get boxing gloves i will not hit my sister HONEST

Does your suit grow magically bigger if you eat too many cookies?

I think you will be very happy to be giving me presents this year

If you're late, I’ll tell Mam you were at the pub.

You are very good at keeping quiet on christmas eve, but I know you`re there! :)

Can you bring me a little house I can live in when my mum and dad get on my nerves?

I’m a bit afraid to sit on your lap. Can I just shout my Christmas list from behind the Christmas tree instead?